As I was trying to get the boys to bed last night, I happened to notice a large black blob under my kitchen cabinets. I didn't need to be introduced. I knew immediately who it was.
"Henry," I said, "Kill it."
I pointed it out and he got to work. Let's just say I knew spider season was imminent, as it is every spring/summer in Texas. I just wasn't expecting such a big one - YET.
He got down on it's level and crushed it with his bare hands and a Brawny paper towel, of course. End of story.
Or not! Suddenly zillions of tiny baby blobs exploded (and I mean Exploded) all over the kitchen floor.
I wasn't even fast enough to get my camera. Both boys got on it and destroyed them. Yep, my boys are the spider slayers. Eat your heart out, Buffy.